Arthur Shipkowski – you made my day when you posted your simplified ADF virtues! I love them!
Wisdom – Don’t do stupid Shit
Vision – See where Shit might go
Piety – Give the Kindreds Shit
Courage – Stand up for your Shit
Integrity – Own your Shit
Perseverance – Finish Shit
Moderation – Shit Regularly
Fertility – Sow Shit
Hospitality – Share your Shit
Author M. A. Phillips 
Wow. I need to print that somewhere and hang it on my wall. I mean, huge funkky poster size! 😀